TOP 10 DRAMA SERIES

10.HOUSE M.D

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.




09.DEXTER

A likable Miami police forensics expert moonlights as a serial killer of criminals whom he believes have escaped justice.





08.LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

The third "Law and Order" series involves the criminal justice system from the criminal's point of view.





07.GOSSIP GIRL

Privileged teenagers attend an elite private school in New York City. Based on Alloy Entertainment's book series.





06.BREAKING BAD

Informed he has terminal cancer, an underachieving chemistry genius turned high school chemistry teacher turns to using his expertise in chemistry to provide a legacy for his family... by producing the world's highest quality crystal meth.





05.WEEDS

Comedy about a suburban mother turned marijuana dealer.





04.LAW & ORDER:SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

This show introduces the Special Victims Unit, a new elite squad of NYPD detectives who investigate sexually related crimes.





03.ENTOURAGE

Film star Vince Chase navigates the vapid terrain of Los Angeles with a close circle of friends and his trusty agent.




02.CALIFORNICATION

A writer tries to juggle his career, his relationship with his daughter and his ex-girlfriend, as well as his appetite for beautiful women.





01.NIP/TUCK

Sean McNamara and Christian Troy are two plastic surgeons running a partnership in Miami, Florida with different issues to life. Sean is a wishy-washy, weak-kneed, family man who distances himself with work to avoid his dysfunctional home life which includes his needy and spiteful wife Julia, his rebellious teenage son Matt and young daughter Annie. The more slicker Christian is an arrogant, narcissistic, unethical, ladies man who worships wine, women, and the all mighty dollar, and will do just about anything to get what he wants (lie, cheat, steal, blackmail and seduce)and has no qualms about practically anything.

TOP 10 TV SERIES OF 2010

Although it's a little bit late,I figured I should post this one.Here goes the Top 10 TV Series of 2010 by me:


10.The League

Plot: Semi-scripted comedy about a fantasy football league.




9.It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Plot: Four young friends with big egos and slightly arrogant attitudes are the proprietors of an Irish bar in Philadelphia.




8.Californication

Plot: A writer tries to juggle his career, his relationship with his daughter and his ex-girlfriend, as well as his appetite for beautiful women.




7.Two and a Half Men

Plot: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.




6.South Park

Plot: Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.




5.Family Guy

Plot: In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.





4.Weeds

Plot: Comedy about a suburban mother turned marijuana dealer.




3.Blue Mountain State

Plot: "Blue Mountain State," from Lionsgate and Robbins' Varsity Pictures, is a half-hour scripted comedy in the vein of "Animal House." The project follows three incoming freshmen attending Midwestern college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State who must quickly adapt to college life and juggle football, girls, classes and nonstop hazing.






2.Entourage

Plot: Film star Vince Chase navigates the vapid terrain of Los Angeles with a close circle of friends and his trusty agent.





1.Jersey Shore

Plot: A reality-based look at the vapid lives of several New Jersey 20-somethings and their respective friends and/or hook-ups.

TOP 10 COMEDIES OF 2010

When the Mayans predicted that 2012 would be the end of the world they also predicted that 2010 would be the funniest year.

So let’s see if that’s correct. Here are the best comedy movies of 2010:


10.DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS

Synopsis: When he finds out that his work superiors host a dinner celebrating the idiocy of their guests, a rising executive questions it when he's invited, just as he befriends a man who would be the perfect guest.



9.LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS

Synopsis: Maggie (Hathaway) is an alluring free spirit who won't let anyone - or anything - tie her down. But she meets her match in Jamie (Gyllenhaal), whose relentless and nearly infallible charm serve him well with the ladies and in the cutthroat world of pharmaceutical sales. Maggie and Jamie's evolving relationship takes them both by surprise, as they find themselves under the influence of the ultimate drug: love.




8.GOING THE DISTANCE

Synopsis: A romantic comedy centered on a guy and a gal who try to keep their love alive as they shuttle back and forth between New York and San Francisco to see one another.




7.HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

Synopsis: Four guy friends, all of them bored with their adult lives, travel back to their respective 80s heydays thanks to a time-bending hot tub.




6.THE BOUNTY HUNTER

Synopsis: A bounty hunter learns that his next target is his ex-wife, a reporter working on a murder cover-up. Soon after their reunion, the always-at-odds duo find themselves on a run-for-their-lives adventure.



5. DATE NIGHT

Synopsis: In New York City, a case of mistaken identity turns a bored married couple's attempt at a glamorous and romantic evening into something more thrilling and dangerous.




4.COP OUT

Synopsis: A comedy about a veteran NYPD cop whose rare baseball card is stolen. Since it's his only hope to pay for his daughter's upcoming wedding, he recruits his partner to track down the thief, a memorabilia-obsessed gangster.




3. THE OTHER GUYS

Synopsis: Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops whom they idolize -- only things don't quite go as planned.




2.GET HIM TO THE GREEK

Synopsis: A record company intern is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater.




1.DUE DATE

Synopsis: High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.

TOP 10 HORROR MOVIES 2010

So it’s that time of the year again, when no exciting or fun news hits the wire as we wind down the year and every movie site devolves into making top 10 lists for all of the movies they’ve seen since last January. All joking aside, out of all the articles I write over the course of the year, this is the one I assume is an absolute gimmie every single year because I don’t have to think of any new topics.

The fact of the matter is that it’s extremely difficult to not only track down all of these movies but also to rank and file them in a coherent piece that exists not to stroke my own ego, but to hopefully spread the word of some really magnificent genre films that I truly believe deserve more respect than they get. So in an attempt to do just that I give you Djibril’s Top 10 Horror Movies of 2010. (All synopsis’ are from IMDB.com)


10.PREDATORS
Synopsis: A group of elite warriors are hunted by members of a merciless alien race known as Predators.




9.MY SOUL TO TAKE
Synopsis: A serial killer returns to his hometown to stalk seven children who share the same birthday as the date he was allegedly put to rest.




8.A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
Synopsis: A re-imagining of the horror icon Freddy Krueger, a serial-killer who wields a glove with four blades embedded in the fingers and kills people in their dreams, resulting in their real death in reality.




7.PIRANHA 3D
Synopsis: After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents.




6.PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
Synopsis: After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents.




5.SAW 3D
Synopsis: As a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw's brutal legacy, a group of Jigsaw survivors gathers to seek the support of self-help guru and fellow survivor Bobby Dagen, a man whose own dark secrets unleash a new wave of terror.




4.AFTER LIFE
Synopsis: A young woman caught between life and death... and a funeral director who appears to have the gift of transitioning the dead, but might just be intent on burying her alive.




3.SHUTTER ISLAND
Synopsis: Drama set in 1954, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels is investigating the disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane and is presumed to be hiding on the remote Shutter Island.




2.THE CRAZIES
Synopsis: About the inhabitants of a small Iowa town suddenly plagued by insanity and then death after a mysterious toxin contaminates their water supply.




1.DEVIL
Synopsis: A group of people trapped in an elevator realize that the devil is among them.

HALLOWEEN WEEK.........GET YOUR SPOOK ON!!!

After being quiet for months,I'm now back (although not with a BANG...lol...).As we all know,it's the last week of October and that can only mean one thing....Halloween is here!!In the past few years we have been treated with great horror movies opening on the Halloween weekend.And this year is no different....

Horror movie fans are going to get one amazing October if all the Hollywood magic goes down as planned with two major features being released which will likely rock the box office in a heavy way. Both Saw VII 3D, the continuation of one of the biggest grossing and longest running modern horror series facing off against last year’s major slayer of demonic possession, Paranormal Activity. Film critics will likely be quick to dash both films since they do not tend to be kind to the darlings of the horror genre, but that likely will not dissuade fans who love a good sequel from their favorite scary franchises. This seventh installment of the highly popular Saw franchise is almost guaranteed to bring in big money for the companies and has become a very bankable cinematic endeavor.



SAW literally assaults moviegoers’ senses with its over-the-top, gruesome scenes, and probably spawned the term for the genre, “torture porn.” Lions Gate continues to attack us with these offerings, one a year since 2004. Why? Because they’re cheap to make and people turn out in droves to see them.



If you are not a 'torture porn' fan then check out last weekend’s fright fest “Paranormal Activity 2,” which hooked audiences and critics alike, scoring a cool $41.5 million at the box office, $6.3 million of that just from Thursday midnight showings. That’s a record for a three-day horror film opening, just in case you were wondering.

It also garnered solid reviews from critics, many of whom said that while it wasn’t as novel or as terrifying as its predecessor, it had its moments… and plenty of them.





Paranormal Activity 2 is directed by a new director to the horror genre, Tod “Kip” Williams who is known for his previous work on The Adventures of Sebastian Cole and The Door in the Floor. The original Paranormal Activity was shot on a very low budget and was something of a massive hit for audiences after the online campaign to bring it out in theaters proved to be successful. It was shot for $15,000 but it grossed nearly $200 million across the globe. This will be a very tough act to follow, but the coffers should be filled with enough money to give it a good shot at taking down Saw VII 3D this year during the prime horror season.

And while “Saw”’s baddie Jigsaw and a disembodied malevolent spirit might catch some viewers’ fancy, I’m also hooked on punk badass Lisbeth Salander, the protagonist of Stieg Larsson’s Millenium Trilogy that includes “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,” “The Girl Who Played with Fire” and, now, “The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest.”



Talk about a scary character! Lisbeth, played in the Swedish movies by actress Noomi Rapace , might just be able to hold her own against “Lamb”’s Hannibal Lecter. Just reading the scene in “Dragon Tattoo” in which Lisbeth exacts revenge on a man who tortures and rapes her gave me the chills and I’d love to see it on the big screen.

But, of course, it’s a good news-bad news situation. The third installment of these Swedish imports is coming to American theaters in limited release.

That's all I got for you folks......Have a great/spooky Halloween Week ......hahahaha(evil laugh).....!!!!

The Last Exorcism......Hopefully the LAST one ever!!!

How do you take a creepy story and a filmmaking style that adds creepy realism and turn it into an hour and a half of boring? That's easy, bad writing, bad acting and bad music.

As with most horror films the build up seems to take to long. The film starts talking to a preacher (Cotton) and his family about how he used to be an exorcist and thinks it's all fake and is going to make a documentary to show that it's a scam. In the style of Paranormal Activity and Blair Witch Project, The Last Exorcist is a fake documentary and therefore had a realistic and creepy feel to it, or at least it should have. Not sure why they went with a camera that takes 2 minutes to get into focus.

The acting and writing right away ruins the movie. As the story continues and we follow Cotton into deep Louisiana to find his client, I already started to not care what happens. As I watched it I couldn't help but think, "Who talks like this?" it wasn't normal bad horror movie conversation, it was below average. It was two of the worst things that can happen together (bad acting and bad writing) because if it was a good actor saying bad lines sometimes they can pull it off, or if its good dialog and bad actors sometimes you can not notice. However, when you team these up it gets painful.

My third problem with the film is the music. If you decide to make a movie as a documentary, try to make it realistic, KEEP THE MUSIC OUT OF IT! The lack of music is usually way more creepy than overdone "spooky" music that has been used by every ghost TV show and every horror movie ever. When you finally get to the "scary" parts that the trailers show you get excited, "alright the movie has been bad, but maybe it will be scary and save itself." Nope. Doesn't happen. Though they had scenes that should have been awesome and made you wide eyed and ready to freak, that music comes in to ruin it. What you're left with is a one cheap jump and no nightmares.

I will say with all the bad stuff aside, the film did have some things I liked, though few. They did a good job making some creepy scenes, though they were ruined. When we first see her sitting in the motel room, when we see her bending weird, that quick smile as the door closes and her sitting on top of the furniture in her room. All of these scenes were well crafted and would have stayed in my thoughts, but ruined due to acting, writing, and music.

I cant help but notice the trailers resemblance to Exorcism of Emily Rose. Both showed the "scary" scenes and made you think the movie was about a possessed girl, (like the exorcist) however both times the trailers showed all the time the girl was acting weird. They leave out the other hour and twenty minutes that had nothing. Well, good for them, they tricked me and got my money

Now, to that ending:

I've heard that many people are upset with the abrupt ending, but that's the least of the ending problems. Honestly, at this point I can't wait for the ending. First off, as I'm sure many people noticed, the Rosemary's Baby's ending. I don't really have a problem if during a movie you reference or pay homage to classic horror films, but you don't take that movies twist ending and use it for your ending, especially not twice. Taking the Rosemary's Baby's ending and strapping it to The Blair Witch Project's ending made that abrupt ending a godsend. I felt like yelling at the film to stop when I saw the baby being born and all the townsfolk being a cult. Then what do I see? The camera man running through the woods. I kept waiting for him to stop and look into the camera and say, "I'm so scared." (also, If your getting attacked by a cult would you really run away with the camera? Especially with the camera on your shoulder? I don't think so.) Then the brother shows up, cuts the cameraman's head off, the end. (Fart noise)

I really wish this story would have gotten into somebody else's hands, because it had potential

Wouldn't recommend this film to anyone. Obviously some people like it but don't take that chance. Because most likely you will leave disappointed.I'm a big horror fan,meaning that I watch almost every horror movie (from Uwe Boll's low budgets to Michael Bay's remakes/blockbusters),but this was too much for me to handle.

Nanny Mcphee Returns.....Straight from the Land of Poo!!

errrrr...... well....... Don't bother watching this unless it’s a frustrating Tuesday afternoon, it’s raining, it’s half term and that little voice in your head kids are screaming "I’m bored". They will enjoy it, but the potential for the adults to enjoy it goes out of the window after you have seen all the actors enter. It just doesn't have any real depth, plot or point to it. One of the biggest gripes with this, is the cast is excellent, so it annoys me to see Rhys Ifans, Ewan McGregor, Bill Bailey, Maggie Smith, Katy Brand and obviously Emma Thompson all just looking like they have turned up for some pocket money, or something to do for a couple of weeks. I mean that cast is superb and better than some of the huge block-busters that are out. But when the story is just plain dull, the saying comes to mind that you can’t make a "xxxx" beautiful. LOL

Personally I actually didn't mind the first film (As I'm more of a thriller/horror kind of guy) because it had a point to it. I just thought the movie was very drab and boring .The storyline was very predictable as well. Basically it's just the first movie with a different set of characters. It seemed to be very short as well, but I don't know if that was because of the fact that I was texting through most of it.

The first Nanny Mcphee had a single father looking after 7 children who are running wild and scaring off every nanny that he hires. So McPhee enters and saves the day. But this latest one didn't have a point. It just had a family affected by the war, where the father is away all the time, so the children have to, and seemed keen enough to, help out around the farm. I mean looking into it they seemed happy enough, and did more work and appreciated family values than most kids in the world today. The mother leaves them at home every day to go work at a local shop, so they completely run the whole farm by themselves. So just because some city children turn up and they have a bit of a fight with them, that means that they need good ol’ Nanny McPhee to sort them out. UH?? A good slap and early bed I say. DONE!! No need for the film. (P.S I don't condone violence to children).

Overall I thought the SFX was weak and the second half of the film lacked much of Nanny Mcphee's character, yeah she was there but didn't say or do much.
I am actually really surprised that the IMDb rating for this is so high. I thought this movie was a waste of time and pretty much awful.

The nauseatingly corny and clichéd excuse for a climax is the icing on the cake of Susanna White's horribly naive direction, which unfortunately – together with Thompson's rather sloppy script – represses her and the rest of the remarkably adept cast, tragically capping their potential.

The only good thing this film offers, is the swimming pigs. But that’s about as much magic and fun there is in this film. I feel that kids’ films should appeal, or at least create some entertainment for the adults (who pay for the tickets in the first place). I think most kids will enjoy this film but it’s no epic. If Nanny McPhee was a TV series, then this would be the rubbish one where she fixes a family who don't really need fixing. Oh and also there isn't a BIG BANG!!!!!